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    DJ Kat

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    Funny IM's and chats (collection from over time)

    Post  DJ Kat on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:02 am

    At request of one friend, theirs will not be posted here. Others, if you recognize an IM exchange and think it's you and want it removed, just let me know.

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    Re: Funny IM's and chats (collection from over time)

    Post  DJ Kat on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:13 am

    Online FUN (some things are too funny not to post)
    "Poke" is my friendly way of often saying hello in IM... so...

    me: *poke*
    friend: poke
    me: ewww don't poke your finger there! )
    friend: hey the only one that should be poking me is (my husband)
    me: LMAO
    me: well when you it THAT way.. yeah! hahahahhaah




    A few minutes later.... same friend and I were chatting and I was talking about my big/main laptop versus my netbook and said:

    me: and nobody ever gets to touch my big one
    friend: you are still talking about the comp right
    me: uhn!!! phuck you! lolz
    friend: well you where poking be before soooo.......
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    him: I still gotta get my IRC set up right
    me: why not use the java version for now?
    himt: Because for some dumb reason with my IE, it doesn't load.
    him: Let me give Safari a whirl with it
    me: you're not using firefox???
    me: you use IE?? woah, you been living under a rock? )
    him: Didn't dl it onto this PC
    me: the only thing IE is good for is DLing FF
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    Ok, chat at the old station I was at wound up with some rather funny stuff at times!

    (we are talking about giving the stream back to me and running my music box)

    [15:07] <DJ> I have about 40 mins.. Your box back up KAt..
    [15:08] <LR> should be, her box is already ready
    [15:08] <LR> fuck that sounded dirty
    [15:08] <LR> my bad lol

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    "ass, grass, or cash - no one gets a free ride"
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    I've decided to cycle through some funny quotes in my IM status messages. While sharing different once with a medical friend of mine who has a good sense of humor:


    me: When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
    friend: that's what the tv screen on the ceiling just said...hey wait, where did it go?
    me: what exactly IS the tv screen doing on the ceiling? lol
    friend (a few minutes later): i'll see if i can tune in...the tv just told me to do something i shouldn't...naughty tv
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    So one of our very own went and played a country song... like gag me witha spoon . Yeah, I really HATE country. I replaced his name but this was the brief IM while he was playing it! ;D


    [20:58] me: this song sucks
    [20:59] Naughty DJ: i know u love it so lol
    [20:59] me: YUCK
    [20:59] Naughty DJ:y cus country?
    [20:59] me: is that why it sounded like shit?
    [20:59] Naughty DJ: wow lol
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    Me being a medical person found this typo amusing:




    me: FORTUNATELY my shoulders are an area of my body i've had no issues with and sure hope not too
    friend: I had shoulder surgey at the end of march, labial tear
    friend: ripped it this last year this time
    friend: had to reattch tendon
    me: ROFL ROFL No not the tendon reattachement..
    me: it's called a LABRAL tear. Labia is the women part that I have


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    [22:19:44] DJ 2: lol.. He said "bang kok"
    [22:19:51] DJ_2: heheheh
    [22:20:07] DJ 1: lol
    [22:21:01] Kat: bang kok
    [22:22:03] DJ3 (Client exited).
    [22:25:26] Kat: oh no... DJ3 exited... did we give him ideas?
    [22:25:48] DJ1: kat!
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    Re: Funny IM's and chats (collection from over time)

    Post  DJ Kat on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:16 am

    (I'm just going through my archives right now posting my favorites. Keep in mind, at the time of posting now, most of these are a year or more old)


    18:37:15] DJ-Storm: I actuall y like BJ
    [18:40:48] DJ-Kat: most guys do

    heheheeh He was referring to artist Billy Joel.
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    Re: Funny IM's and chats (collection from over time)

    Post  DJ Kat on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:20 am


    from "DJ who owns a Mac instead of a PC" : I see you are trying to make fun of my apple. go suck my apple

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