DJ Kat Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:13 am
Online FUN (some things are too funny not to post)
"Poke" is my friendly way of often saying hello in IM... so...
me: *poke*
friend: poke
me: ewww don't poke your finger there! )
friend: hey the only one that should be poking me is (my husband)
me: LMAO
me: well when you it THAT way.. yeah! hahahahhaah
A few minutes later.... same friend and I were chatting and I was talking about my big/main laptop versus my netbook and said:
me: and nobody ever gets to touch my big one
friend: you are still talking about the comp right
me: uhn!!! phuck you! lolz
friend: well you where poking be before soooo.......
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him: I still gotta get my IRC set up right
me: why not use the java version for now?
himt: Because for some dumb reason with my IE, it doesn't load.
him: Let me give Safari a whirl with it
me: you're not using firefox???
me: you use IE?? woah, you been living under a rock? )
him: Didn't dl it onto this PC
me: the only thing IE is good for is DLing FF
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Ok, chat at the old station I was at wound up with some rather funny stuff at times!
(we are talking about giving the stream back to me and running my music box)
[15:07] <DJ> I have about 40 mins.. Your box back up KAt..
[15:08] <LR> should be, her box is already ready
[15:08] <LR> fuck that sounded dirty
[15:08] <LR> my bad lol
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"ass, grass, or cash - no one gets a free ride"
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I've decided to cycle through some funny quotes in my IM status messages. While sharing different once with a medical friend of mine who has a good sense of humor:
me: When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
friend: that's what the tv screen on the ceiling just said...hey wait, where did it go?
me: what exactly IS the tv screen doing on the ceiling? lol
friend (a few minutes later): i'll see if i can tune in...the tv just told me to do something i shouldn't...naughty tv
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So one of our very own went and played a country song... like gag me witha spoon . Yeah, I really HATE country. I replaced his name but this was the brief IM while he was playing it! ;D
[20:58] me: this song sucks
[20:59] Naughty DJ: i know u love it so lol
[20:59] me: YUCK
[20:59] Naughty DJ:y cus country?
[20:59] me: is that why it sounded like shit?
[20:59] Naughty DJ: wow lol
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Me being a medical person found this typo amusing:
me: FORTUNATELY my shoulders are an area of my body i've had no issues with and sure hope not too
friend: I had shoulder surgey at the end of march, labial tear
friend: ripped it this last year this time
friend: had to reattch tendon
me: ROFL ROFL No not the tendon reattachement..
me: it's called a LABRAL tear. Labia is the women part that I have
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[22:19:44] DJ 2: lol.. He said "bang kok"
[22:19:51] DJ_2: heheheh
[22:20:07] DJ 1: lol
[22:21:01] Kat: bang kok
[22:22:03] DJ3 (Client exited).
[22:25:26] Kat: oh no... DJ3 exited... did we give him ideas?
[22:25:48] DJ1: kat!